Men: Pigs or Observant Telepaths?
Standing out on the sidewalk for my daily smoke break I am much to curious to keep my eyes on the ground. I like to look at people as they walk by. I look at men and women of course, both are equally as bizzare and I like to take note of social behavior patterns. One curious behavior that seems to dominate the street scene I will bring to light here for you today. There is a vast difference between women and men as they walk down the street to their destinations. Women walk fast and with their eyes straight ahead, they do not look up, or down, or sideways and they are usually tight liped as they walk. It is as if they are being chased by something terrible.
The men on the other hand are looking absolutly everywhere and at everyone. Their eyes are like radar dishes tracking incomming missles constantly swirling and bobbing and moving up and down. But also men are looking at eachother. For example: Guy A is walking behind Girl A, eyes furiously moving in multiple directions in Girl A's direction. Girl A is staring straight ahead and walking like a toy soldier avoiding eye contact with anything and everything with eyes on the street. Guy A see's Guy B approaching in an oncomming direction. Guy B's eyes are of course scanning the hell out of Girl A. Guy A nods to Guy B and they both know exactly what eachother is thinking. No words are shared or notes are passed. They just "know". A massive ammount of information was just transfered between Guy A and Guy B. Telepathically? Bio-Electrically? Pheremones? who knows... but if you ask me, Men seem to be far more aware and observant of their surroundings based on my initial discovery on the streets of New York. Maybe it is why we are better drivers... we can tell another guy just by looking at him "Hey, get the fuck out of my lane and wake the hell up!" While when we see a woman driving, there is no communication at all, except to Guy B who pulls up on the other side of this woman and again... both men.. just.. know.
(this post is for amusment purposes only)
The men on the other hand are looking absolutly everywhere and at everyone. Their eyes are like radar dishes tracking incomming missles constantly swirling and bobbing and moving up and down. But also men are looking at eachother. For example: Guy A is walking behind Girl A, eyes furiously moving in multiple directions in Girl A's direction. Girl A is staring straight ahead and walking like a toy soldier avoiding eye contact with anything and everything with eyes on the street. Guy A see's Guy B approaching in an oncomming direction. Guy B's eyes are of course scanning the hell out of Girl A. Guy A nods to Guy B and they both know exactly what eachother is thinking. No words are shared or notes are passed. They just "know". A massive ammount of information was just transfered between Guy A and Guy B. Telepathically? Bio-Electrically? Pheremones? who knows... but if you ask me, Men seem to be far more aware and observant of their surroundings based on my initial discovery on the streets of New York. Maybe it is why we are better drivers... we can tell another guy just by looking at him "Hey, get the fuck out of my lane and wake the hell up!" While when we see a woman driving, there is no communication at all, except to Guy B who pulls up on the other side of this woman and again... both men.. just.. know.
(this post is for amusment purposes only)
Labels: Comedy, Human Nature, Men, Women
posted by Matthew Mundane at 12:48 PM
1 Comments:
In all honesty the post has many levels of perspective. It was meant to be humorous at face value, and to poke fun at men on others. It is sad that women have to walk around like that, I wish they did not have to. But women experience a fear in life that most men will never know and for that, I completly understand their behavior.
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