World of Warcraft
So I have been playing World of Warcraft pretty much since the day it came out. It is a massively multiplayer online role playing game, although its really kind of lacking in the roleplaying part since that is completly dependant upon the people playing it. They can chose not to roleplay anything and just be the normal obnoxious 12 year old brats they are in their normal life, only now they can do it while being 20 levels higher than me and kill me on site and dance on my corpse.
They have what is called "Guilds" in the game, where people can form a internal community of friends who all work together for a common goal. When I got to the server that I am currently playing on I decided that it would be a good idea to join the best guild available. The most active with the most players. 2 weeks into it the members revolt against the leader and kinda push ME into the position of leader. This is worse than being a full time nanny. You can not possibly imagine the seething cornicopia of drama that gets flung in my direction from the second I log in to enjoy my game till the last miserable moment when I log out to get some rest. It is non-stop he said she said he did, ninja looted me, pwnz0rz j00, n00b, "thats so gay", fag this and that... It incredible. The unfortunate part is that it is comprised of about 90 percent kids and maybe 10 percent respectable adults who are there to honestly enjoy themselfs and not "PWN" everyone. So its not like you can kick out all the kids, youd be left with nothing.
Tonight I am supposed to hold a guild meeting where we go over important goals and policy and I have a feeling that its going to be a circus of leet speak and trash talking. I wish I could show up at their houses and kick their doors in and grab them by the feet and swing them headfirst into a cement wall until I was only holding the bloody stumps of their feet. but alas.. I must lead by example and take the high road. Or they will kill me and dance on my corpse. *sigh*
They have what is called "Guilds" in the game, where people can form a internal community of friends who all work together for a common goal. When I got to the server that I am currently playing on I decided that it would be a good idea to join the best guild available. The most active with the most players. 2 weeks into it the members revolt against the leader and kinda push ME into the position of leader. This is worse than being a full time nanny. You can not possibly imagine the seething cornicopia of drama that gets flung in my direction from the second I log in to enjoy my game till the last miserable moment when I log out to get some rest. It is non-stop he said she said he did, ninja looted me, pwnz0rz j00, n00b, "thats so gay", fag this and that... It incredible. The unfortunate part is that it is comprised of about 90 percent kids and maybe 10 percent respectable adults who are there to honestly enjoy themselfs and not "PWN" everyone. So its not like you can kick out all the kids, youd be left with nothing.
Tonight I am supposed to hold a guild meeting where we go over important goals and policy and I have a feeling that its going to be a circus of leet speak and trash talking. I wish I could show up at their houses and kick their doors in and grab them by the feet and swing them headfirst into a cement wall until I was only holding the bloody stumps of their feet. but alas.. I must lead by example and take the high road. Or they will kill me and dance on my corpse. *sigh*
Labels: Comedy, World of Warcraft, WoW
posted by Matthew Mundane at 9:43 AM
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I was afraid if I did that you would not bother commenting anymore. But since you suggested it, I shall :)
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